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    Higgs Has A Lot To Answer For

    | MI, USA | Children, Parents & Guardians, Sons & Daughters

    (I am about 9 years old.)

    Mom: “Man, I have to lose some weight.”

    Me: “No! Because your weight changes depending on gravity. You’d weigh less on the moon than you do on Earth, due to the difference in gravity. You need to lose mass.”

    Mom: *pause* “Smart-a**.”