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    He’s Been Dealt With

    | OH, USA | Friends, Siblings, Theme Of The Month

    (My brothers and I are playing poker with a friend of ours. It is my older brother’s turn to deal, but he gets distracted and ends up handing out an uneven number of cards to everyone.)

    Older Brother: “How many cards do you have?”

    Me: “I’ve only got six.”

    Younger Brother: “Seven.”

    Friend: “Eight.”

    Me: “You can’t math!”

    (Long pause.)

    Older Brother: “Yeah? Well you can’t ENGLISH!”