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    Her Argument Carries More Weight

    | Burnaby, BC, Canada | Children, Nephews & Nieces

    (For a family reunion, I’m meeting my four-year-old niece for the first time. I’m slightly overweight but still wear tight jeans and t-shirts. She lifts up my t-shirt to show my belly.)

    Niece: “There’s a baby in there!”

    Me: “No, that’s called ‘jiggly bits’.”

    Niece: “Baby!”

    (Her ten-year-old sister collapses in fits of laughter, and doesn’t let me forget about this for the rest of the week.)