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    Has No Problem Espresso-ing Herself, Part 2

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    (My younger sister is dating a guy who is 5’4″, dangerously sarcastic, and half-Japanese. I usually get a lot of grief from my parents if I say anything negative about my sister.)

    Sister: “You know, I like my men like I like my coffee.”

    Me: *without skipping a beat* “Short, dark, and bitter?”

    (Even our parents admitted I won that round.)

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