Harry Potter And The Butter Knife Of Gryffindor
(I am a HUGE Potterhead. My mom is highly religious and thinks that anything to do with ‘witchery’ is evil.)
Mom: “Honey, is this your necklace?” *holds out locket*
Me: *gasps* “Slytherin’s locket!”
(I grab a butter knife, or ‘Gryffindor’s sword’, and stab the necklace repeatedly.)
Mom: “Uhm…”
Me: “Two more horcruxes to go. Woo! LETS GO KILL VOLDEMORT!”
(My mom just stares in silent horror.)
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