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    Halloween Is For Sickos

    | TX, USA | Parents & Guardians, Sons & Daughters

    (We are watching the first ‘Halloween’ movie. Mom is complaining about the movie the entire time. I change the channel to a show she would enjoy more.)

    Mom: “No, you can put it back to Michael Moore.”

    Me: “Don’t you mean Michael Myers?”

    Mom: “Myers, Moore: both evil.”