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  • Getting Into A Pickle

    | Manassas, VA, USA | Children, Parents & Guardians, Sons & Daughters, Theme Of The Month

    (I’m about 3 years old. My mother is making dinner while my father is napping on the couch. My mom has me wake up my father when dinner is ready.)

    Me: “Daddy, wake up. Dinner’s ready!”

    Dad: *grumbling* “What’s for dinner?”

    Me: “Knockwords and sourcrap!”

    Dad: “What?”

    Me: “Knockwords and sourcrap!”

    (My dad is wide awake now, and both parents are laughing hysterically. For the record, my mother made knockwurst and sauerkraut.)