(My sister has just got back from University for the Christmas holidays. She has just found out that while she’s been away, I’ve been to the Netherlands and am going for another weekend in Belgium in a few days.)

Sister: “That’s not fair! Why can’t I go to Belgium?”

Me: “Uh… Because I paid for it?”

Sister: “So?”

Me: “And because mum and dad paid for you to go to Sweden, Portugal, Spain, Norway, France, India?”

Sister: *muttering* “…wanna go to Belgium.”

Me: “Oh, yeah, I’m also going to Cologne and Lisbon over the summer with [volunteering project].”

Sister: “Aww, Lisbon’s amazing! I’m so jealous.”

Me: “Yeah… I don’t actually know where it is.”

Dad: “It’s in Portugal, you dolt.” *to my mum* “Why are we letting him onto the mainland again?”

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