Family Re-Ew-nion
(My oldest sister is single and laments that fact often. This is the first time we are seeing my grandma in a few years.)
Grandma: “You know, girls, you should have come to the family reunion. There were a lot of cute boys there!”
Sister: “Grandma! They’re all related to us!”
Grandma: “So? They aren’t that closely related!”



