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    Fake From The Off Take

    | St Johns, MI, USA | Children, Cousins, Theme Of The Month

    (My whole family has gathered for my grandparent’s 50th reunion. Because neither of us have kids yet, my sister and I enjoy playing with our cousin’s kids. The two year old is walking by with a toy.)

    Me: “Can I play with that?”

    Two-year-old Cousin: “Sure.”

    (I start to reach for it and she pulls it away.)

    Two-year-old Cousin: “No.”

    (She goes running off to catch up with the other kids.)

    Sister: “Did you just get faked out by a two year old?!”