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    Eat My Words

    | England, UK | Children, Nephews & Nieces, Parents & Guardians

    (My dad is getting my two-year-old niece to show what words she knows.)

    Dad: “Can you say, ‘Fish and chips’?”

    Niece: “Chippy!”

    Dad: “Can you say ‘Fish’?”

    Niece: “Eat it!”

    Dad: “Well yes, you eat it…can you say ‘Keyboard’?”

    Niece: “Board!”

    Dad: “Can you say ‘key’?”

    Niece: “Key!”

    Dad: “Keyboard.”

    Niece: “Eat it!”