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    Don’t Let Grandma Give You A Puck On The Cheeks

    | NY, USA | Grandparents

    (My grandma is incredibly crazy when it comes to hockey. My family is watching the game in the living room when a player on my grandma’s favorite team gets hit.)

    Grandma: *gasps* “You can’t shove someone like that! That’s not nice! This is hockey!”

    (Everyone rolls their eyes. An hour later, a player on the other team gets hit.)

    Grandma: *now blood-thirsty* “Nice hit! He deserved that one!”

    (The player gets up.)

    Grandma: “Why is he getting up? He shouldn’t be able to get up yet! Why is he getting up?”

    (Everyone stares at grandma.)

    Grandma: “Oh… uh… I mean…”

    (She giggles awkwardly and continues watching quietly.)