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    Dishonesty Is Not The Ticket

    | Manchester, England, UK | Children, Parents & Guardians, Sons & Daughters, Top

    (An inspector is walking through the tram checking tickets. A man and a boy aged about three are sitting behind me.)

    Father: “I’m really sorry. He likes to hold the tickets, and he must have dropped them.”

    Boy: “No, I didn’t, daddy.”

    Father: *over his son* “I just looked down and they were gone.”

    Boy: *scandalised* “Daddy! You said we didn’t need tickets today!”