May's Theme Of The Month: Movie Mayhem!

Dishonesty Is Not The Ticket

| Manchester, England, UK | Children, Parents & Guardians, Sons & Daughters, Top

(An inspector is walking through the tram checking tickets. A man and a boy aged about three are sitting behind me.)

Father: “I’m really sorry. He likes to hold the tickets, and he must have dropped them.”

Boy: “No, I didn’t, daddy.”

Father: *over his son* “I just looked down and they were gone.”

Boy: *scandalised* “Daddy! You said we didn’t need tickets today!”