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    When Santa’s On His Sleigh, The Mice Come Out To Play

    | Rochester, NY, USA | Aunts & Uncles, Children, Cousins

    (My family is celebrating Christmas Eve. My two little cousins, 6 and 8, are having a dispute, and my uncle tries to rebuke them.)

    Uncle: “Girls, play nice. Remember, Santa’s watching!”

    6-year-old: *without skipping a beat* “He’s not watching anymore. He’s already delivering!”

    He Felt Its Presents

    | Chicago, IL, USA | Children, Siblings, Sons & Daughters

    (It is Christmas morning, and my sons are opening their gifts. My 6-year-old has just opened a gift. His eyes light up and he jumps up and down, completely ecstatic.)

    6-year-old son: “Yay! I always wanted this!”

    8-year-old son: “What is it? What did you get?”

    6-year-old son: *still jumping up and down, with a huge grin on his face* “I have no idea! But I always wanted it!”

    Opening Presents Early Brings Out PUN-ishments

    | Hertfordshire, England, UK | Parents & Guardians, Siblings

    (We have several chocolate Christmas decorations on our Christmas tree. Traditionally, we’re not allowed to eat them until Christmas Day. It is Christmas Eve.)

    Sister: “Can I please eat one of the Christmas decorations?”

    Dad: “Sure.”

    (He cuts a piece of tinsel off for her.)

    Dad: “There you go.”

    Mum: “No, don’t eat that! You’ll get tinselitis!”

    Large Families: What They Think

    Cute & Creepy

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