Darnation Imitation
(I am three years old, and my sister is about one and a half. We are playing in the family room while my mom is in the kitchen. I am building a block tower, and my sister promptly knocks it down.)
Me: “Stop that!”
(This happens about three times. The fourth time after she knocks over a tower…)
Me: “D*** IT, child!”
(Our mom bursts out laughing, and I didn’t even get in trouble. Why? Because mom knew exactly who I learned it from.)



