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    | Dayton, OH, USA | Children, Parents & Guardians, Siblings, Sons & Daughters

    (I am three years old, and my sister is about one and a half. We are playing in the family room while my mom is in the kitchen. I am building a block tower, and my sister promptly knocks it down.)

    Me: “Stop that!”

    (This happens about three times. The fourth time after she knocks over a tower…)

    Me: “D*** IT, child!”

    (Our mom bursts out laughing, and I didn’t even get in trouble. Why? Because mom knew exactly who I learned it from.)