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    Cold, Concentrated Logic

    | NC, USA | Siblings, Top

    (My family and I are about to watch a movie, and I go to get myself a beverage. Note: I am coming down with a cold.)

    Me: “I believe in the healing power of Sprite.”

    Brother: “No, watered-down Sprite is what you’re supposed to drink when you’re sick.”

    Me: “But Sprite is concentrated watered-down Sprite.”

    (My brother looks at me like I’m crazy.)

    Me: “Your brain explodes with logic.”