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    Christmas Is Off To A Rocky Start

    | Salt Lake City, UT, USA | Children, Parents & Guardians, Sons & Daughters

    (A little boy and his mother enter the store. The little boy is toting a fairly good sized rock with both hands.)

    Little boy: “Mama, I want one of those toys for Christmas!”

    (The little boy gestures to toys on display.)

    Mother: “What do you want toys for? You don’t need toys! You have a perfectly good rock!”