(It is Thanksgiving in the late 1980s. The Nintendo Entertainment System is very popular. My parents have bought one for my sisters and me, and as a Christmas surprise, they’ve also bought one for my grandparents. My youngest sister is three, and she has something urgent to tell my grandfather.)

Sister: *very seriously* “Pop-pop, if you were gonna buy a ‘intendo, don’t buy a ‘intendo, a-cuz there’s a wrapped-up ‘intendo in mommy’s closet!”

Grandfather: “Well, go get it!”

(Sister goes running out of the room. The rest of us are face-palming. My grandparents got their Christmas present a month early!)