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    They Get Double Lives

    | CA, USA | Siblings, Themed Giveaway

    (My twin and I have a few stories up on this site, and we are reading them and giggling.)

    Sister: *laughing* “God, I love us so much!”

    (Suddenly she grabs me and stares at me intensely.)

    Sister: *serious voice* “You are not allowed to die.”

    That One’s A Bad Egg

    | Wellington, New Zealand | Children, Sons & Daughters, Themed Giveaway

    (It’s April Fools’ Day. I’m seven years old.)

    Me: “Mummy, Mummy, I made up a joke! What kind of chicken doesn’t lay eggs?”

    Mum: “I don’t know, darling. What kind?”

    Me: *in a creepy voice* “A dead one.”

    A Death In The Family

    | Beaverton, OR, USA | Children, Siblings, Themed Giveaway

    (My little sister is two at the time and playing with some dolls on the floor.)

    Sister: “Once upon a time there was a guy who killed someone.”

    (I didn’t know whether to be amused or worried!)

    April Themed Story Giveaway: Creepy Relatives!

    | Not Always Related | Announcements, Themed Giveaway
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    PS: Congratulations to a lucky reader for winning March’s Themed Story Giveaway: They’re Not Your Little Babies Anymore. The winning submission: Forever Young (348 thumbs up).

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    (Bra)cing Yourself For Change

    | Australia | Siblings, Themed Giveaway

    (I am 15 years old and watching TV in my room, when my older brother wanders in to ask me something.)

    Brother: *goes quiet*

    Me: “[Brother]?”

    Brother: *quietly walks over to my desk and picks up the bra I’d left there earlier* “Is this yours?!”

    Me: “Err, yeah.”

    Brother: “But, but you’re just a kid!”

    Me: *offended* “I’m 15, [Brother].”

    (Later, my mother told me he wasn’t handling well how I was starting to ‘fill out,’ and he even asked if I’d been fitted correctly. It certainly took him a few years to realise I wasn’t going to be a kid forever!)


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