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    Category: Siblings

    I Have A Background In Defunct Websites

    | Newark, DE, USA | Siblings

    (My sister and I are browsing the kids’ section at a retail store. She spots a bright, multi-colored girls’ winter jacket covered in stars, nebulas, and other cosmic designs.)

    Sister: “Wow! That coat looks like somebody’s MySpace background threw up on it.”

    Red-Hot Romance

    | UT, USA | Boyfriends & Girlfriends, Siblings

    (I am dating a boy with rust-colored hair. He is the youngest in his family, which otherwise consists entirely of people with dark brown hair, and the next youngest sibling is twenty years older than him.)

    Me: “You’re a natural redhead?”

    Boyfriend: “Yes!”

    Me: “But everyone else in your family is dark-haired… That is strange.”

    Boyfriend: “Well, my parents waited twenty years after my brother to have me, so they got a little rusty at it.”

    Meet The Crispy Family

    | KY, USA | Siblings

    (My sister is making breakfast for our mom, me, and our brother. Mom loves her bacon well-cooked almost to the point of being burned. My sister is finishing mom’s bacon and this happens.)

    Sister: “Mom likes her bacon like she likes her children!”

    Me: “Crispy?”

    Sister: “I was going to say ‘in threes’!”

    Mom: “I was thinking crispy, too!”

    Sister: “WELL!”

    (We all had a pretty good laugh about it.)

    Meet The Clumsy Family
    Meet The Zucchini Family
    Meet The Unknown Family
    Meet The Awesome Family
    Meet The Jedi Family
    Meet The Sarcasm Family
    Meet The Pun Family
    Meet The Acceptance Family
    Meet The Cannibal Family

    His Comments Are Way ‘Off’

    | CA, USA | Siblings

    (My brother sends me a text wanting to hang out.)

    Brother: “Hey, [My Name], you off today?”

    Me: “[Brother], I’m currently unemployed. I’m off EVERY day.”

    Read The Right Amount Into It

    | GA, USA | Siblings

    (I’m supposed to quiz my brother on a chapter from a book once he’s done reading it.)

    Brother: “I’m done reading!”

    Me: “Are you sure?”

    Brother: “Yep.”

    Me: “Okay… go get the [study guide] so I can ask you the questions.”


    Brother: *flips back to the beginning of the chapter and starts ACTUALLY reading it*

    Religion Is Out And So Is My Sister

    | CA, USA | Parents & Guardians, Siblings

    (My twin sister and I were both confirmed as Catholics as per our mom’s wishes. Now my sister is out as a lesbian and engaged to a woman, and none of us, including my mom, practice the faith.)

    Me: “Mom, why were you so insistent on us getting confirmed?”

    Mom: “Well, I felt it was important.”

    Sister: “But why? None of us are Catholic anymore.”

    Mom: “I guess I just wanted all of you to be able to get married in a Catholic church.”

    (There’s a pause.)

    Sister: “Hah! Well. That didn’t turn out so great for me, did it?”

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