(I am shopping with my mother. I am a bi female.)
Me: “Why have you picked that up?”
(My mum has a too-small-to-be-useful kitchen utensil in her basket.)
Mum: “I thought it was cute. But I don’t really need it, do I?” *places it back on a shelf*
Me: “Good. I mean, what would happen if I brought things home just because I thought they were cute?
Mum: “Scandal. They’d all be girls.”
Me: “And boys.”
Mum: “But mostly girls.”
Me: “Yeah… You really do know me.