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    Sick Of Laughing

    | Canada | Aunts & Uncles, Parents & Guardians

    (My dad and aunt are siblings and often joke around. I have also inherited a disease from my aunt.)

    Aunt: “Don’t worry; you inherited it from me. It’s better than inheriting the crazy from your dad.”

    Dad: “Don’t worry; even though you have the disease you still have a future.”

    Uncle: “Always have the last laugh, huh?”

    Dad: “Yup.”

    Waking Up Is A Scream

    | USA | Aunts & Uncles

    (My uncle fell asleep on the couch.)

    Uncle: *screams at the top of his lungs and then wakes up* “Oh, my god, did you hear that?!”

    Aunt: “Yeah! That was you!”

    A Barking Mad Excuse

    | England, UK | Aunts & Uncles

    (My auntie is an author and often gets phone calls from publishers about her work. I’m staying with her for a week. They have a dog, who has just had a rather large poop in the back garden, getting a lot of it into her fur under her tail. My auntie has taken the dog upstairs to clean her up when the phone rings.)

    Uncle: “Hello? Hold on one second ,please…”

    (He goes to speak to my auntie. I don’t hear what she says, but I see my uncle pick up the phone again.)

    Uncle: “Hi, yeah, could you call back in half an hour? She’s a bit busy ’cause our dog exploded… Okay, thanks.” *hangs up*

    How Waffle!

    | TN, USA | Aunts & Uncles

    (I am four years old and have spent the night at my aunt’s house.)

    Aunt: “What would you like for breakfast, [My Name]?”

    Me: “I want waffles.”

    (My aunt takes a waffle iron and some ingredients out of her cabinets.)

    Me: “What are you doing?”

    Aunt: “I’m making waffles. Didn’t you say that’s what you wanted?”

    Me: “But that’s not waffles! Waffles only come out of the freezer!”

    Burst Your Scantron Bubble

    | Winston-Salem, NC, USA | Aunts & Uncles

    (It’s my senior year of high school, and finals month. I’m at my aunt’s house, having dinner.)

    Aunt: “So, what did you learn in school today?”

    Me: “Ugh. That three hundred Scantron bubbles are way too many.”

    Aunt: “Did you say Scantron?”

    Me: “Yeah.”

    Aunt: “THOSE F***ERS STILL USE THAT S***?! It was old when I was in school!”

    Girls Love Biker Boys

    | Tel-Aviv, Israel | Aunts & Uncles, Cousins, Parents & Guardians

    (My little cousin has ADHD and loves to ride his bike. We are currently talking about marriages.)

    My Dad: “So are you going to be like [Cousin #2] and have lots of girlfriends?”

    My Aunt: “Yeah, are you going to kiss lots of girls as well? Even TWO at once?”

    Cousin #1: “No, I’m already married to my bike. Tell the girls I’m taken.”

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