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    Can’t Spell Pissed Without The P

    | NY, USA | Parents & Guardians, Sons & Daughters

    (Mom is cleaning under the keyboard and removes the spacebar to get to a paperclip hidden under the keys. I didn’t know that the keys on the keyboard are removable.)

    Me: “Oh my God!”

    Mom: “What?”

    Me: “What are you doing?”

    Mom: “Cleaning the keyboard?”

    Me: “By tearing off the keys?”

    Mom: “What?”

    Me: “The space bar! You tore it off!”

    Mom: “It’s supposed to come off, you idiot!”

    Me: “Oh, it can?”

    Mom: “Yes!”

    Me: “Oh. I thought you got really angry or something and started tearing keys off the keyboard.”

    Mom: “What?! You think I’d get that angry, that I’d start breaking things?!”

    Me: “Well, you certainly look angry enough now.”