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  • September Theme Of The Month: Overheard!

    Born Again

    | Madison, WI, USA | Children, Sons & Daughters, Theme Of The Month

    5-year-old daughter: “Mommy, why is daddy getting old before you?”

    Me: “Because he was born before me.”

    Daughter: “So, daddy was born from grandma, and I was born from your tummy?”

    Me: “Yes, and so was your little brother.”

    3-year-old son: *suddenly panicking* “I don’t wanna get born!”