Birds And Bees Are Also On The Menu
(We are talking about a local fish restaurant.)
Mum: “Oh, they make all of their own fish, you know.”
Me: “Well, I imagine it’s fresh and they cook it and season it all themselves, but somehow I doubt they actually make the fish!”
Mum: “What do you mean?”
Me: *sighs* “Oh, Mum, I always knew this day would come. You see, when a man fish loves a woman fish very much…”



