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    Bats Are Hellish Creatures

    | TX, USA | Parents & Guardians

    (My mother tries to protect my sensitive young ears from ‘bad words’ on TV, even when they are very mild ones that I’d heard plenty of times.)

    TV: “Going like a bat out of hell!”

    Mom: *correcting the TV* “A you-know-what out of hell.”

    (We all stare at her, then start laughing.)

    Dad: “Whatever you do, don’t say bat!”