(It’s my day off and I’m during the day it’s usually just my grandparents home. They’re watching a movie. We have lots of pets, four of them are parrots. One of them likes to join conversations.)

Grandpa: “What just happened?”

Grandma: “He just when shoot dah guy!”

Parrot: “Huh?”

Grandma: *shouting* “I said he just when shoot dah guy!”

Grandpa: “I heard you dah first time!”

Parrot: “What?”

Grandpa: “I said I already heard you!”

Grandma: “Why are you yelling at me? I’m not deaf!”

Parrot: “Why?”

(From here it dissolves to bickering, meanwhile all four parrots start laughing. Best day off ever.)