A Pedigree Education
(My youngest cousin is only about a year old. We’re trying to get him to learn everyone’s name.)
Aunt: “Who am I?”
Cousin: “Nonny!”
Uncle: “Who am I?”
Cousin: “Daddy!”
Uncle: *points to my grandfather* “Who’s that?”
Cousin: “Dan-dad!”
Uncle: *points to me* “Who’s that?”
Cousin: “Bombin!”
Me: “Aww!”
Uncle: *points to dog* “Who’s that?”
Cousin: *stares at dog for a second* “Bad dog!”



